Friday, July 22, 2011

Some Really Important Stuff

First of all, I've listened to this song 7 times already this morning. And it's only 8:30.

Now then, on to the REALLY important stuff. With the help of my cousin, I've created a bracket. Not unlike the kind you see for March Madness. But this one's different. Cuz it is for guys. No, I'm not shallow. This is really important. I need to know who's gonna win Best Guy In the World when put against so many good options. So, I'm gonna list the categories and competitors today. You have have time to give input, make cases for other guys etc. but the real battle begins....next time I feel like posting. So seriously, give me lots of input. Or this post will just stay up forever and you'll get sick of it. Mmkay?

Friday Night Lights: Matt Saracen vs. Luke Cafferty
How I Met Your Mother: Ted Mosby vs. Marshall Erickson
Childhood Favorites: Zack Morris (Saved by the Bell) vs. Kevin Arnold (Wonder Years)
90s Favorites: Joe Hackett (Wings) vs. Dr. John Carter (ER)
Totally Unrealistic Jobs: Shawn Spencer (Psych) vs. Chuck Bartowski (Chuck)
Dads: Jonathan Kent (Smallville-Jonathan Schneider) vs. Brian Mills (Taken-Liam Neeson)
Singer/Songwriters: Amos Lee vs. Ryan Innes
The Triple Threat: Gene Kelly vs. Frank Sinatra
Themselves: Hugh Jackman vs. James Marsden
Past History: Mr. Knightly vs. Mr. Bingley
Athletes: Grant Hill (NBA) vs. Josh Wolfe (MLS)
Olympic Athletes: Michael Phelps vs. Apollo Anton Ohno
BYU Athletes: Jimmer vs. Steve Young
Mormon Stars: Aaron Eckhert vs. Stewart Petersen
John Hughes heroes: Ferris Beuller vs. Jake Ryan
The Sidekick: Napster (Italian Job) vs. Riley Poole (National Treasure)
So You Think You Can Dance: Gev vs. Neil
Musicals: Jack Kelly (Newsies) vs. Guy Patterson (That Thing You Do)
Classic Men: Gregory Peck vs. Carey Grant
Western Stars: John Wayne vs. Clint Eastwood
Vampires: Angel vs. Spike
Twilight: Carlile vs. Emmett
Boy Next Door: Gilbert Blythe vs. Wesley
The Other Brother: Nathan Steed (Work and the Glory) vs. Jack Callahan (While You Were Sleeping)
Canadians: Michael Buble vs. Joshua Jackson
The Idiot: Ted Theodore Logan (Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure) vs. Lloyd Christmas (Dumb and Dumber)
Cartoons: Dmitri vs. Prince Phillip
The Supernatural: Harry Potter vs. Percy Jackson

Friday, July 8, 2011

I Wish

I wish people knew that you don't have to come to a complete stop at roundabouts.
I wish all Rob Thomas songs would be banned from the radio.
I wish summer would last for 9 months.
I wish Christmas would last for 2 months---without eclipsing Thanksgiving.
I wish this song was more popular than this song.
I wish it weren't illegal to own penguins.
I wish Friday Night Lights, Psych and Chuck would never, ever be canceled.
I wish lettuce tasted like chocolate.