New magical make-up product from Hare Krishna!
Makes your teeth look whiter, your eyes much brighter and it covers up any pesky skin problems.
Side effects include fluorescent chalk that you cannot remove from your scalp, underneath your fingernails and the bottom of your shower curtain. But it's totally worth it!
My cousin chastised me for my two line post last time. Well, I hope the fact that this post is more than double that in lines makes up for it!