Monday, March 29, 2010

Teeth Whitener, Eye Brightener, Coverup!

New magical make-up product from Hare Krishna!

Makes your teeth look whiter, your eyes much brighter and it covers up any pesky skin problems.
Side effects include fluorescent chalk that you cannot remove from your scalp, underneath your fingernails and the bottom of your shower curtain. But it's totally worth it!

My cousin chastised me for my two line post last time. Well, I hope the fact that this post is more than double that in lines makes up for it!

27 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Mommy!

val of the south said...

In my high school yearbook under goals...I put to join the Hare Krishnas (put as a joke, never dreaming they'd print it!) Who knew I could fulfull my dream right here in Utah!! Perhaps next year...

*MARY* said...

I saw this on the news, and thought it looked insane! Was it hard to breathe?

Machen said...

I'm just confused.

Garden of Egan said...

I agree with Machen.............??????

Kazzy said...

My oldest son was down there and had a blast. i wanted to go, but had my folks out for a visit. You look great!

April said...

You look AMAZING dawling! I bet you'll be blowing pretty colored boogers for a long time too! hahahaha!

LisAway said...

You look a little like a pirate. You forgot to mention "pirate costume" in your title. Lovely. :)

Becky Dayton said...

Side affect not included in your previous description:
Chalk will cling to your armpits for a few days. Scrub all you want. It won't work.

blueviolet said...

What in the name of all that's holy happened?

Liechty said...

More than two lines. Approved. More still needed.

Emily said...

Not to mention blowing colors out your nose and discovering the many crevices of the ear!

Erin said...

Wow, is it really you? I hardly recognize you beneath the colorful, um, colors.

Chris and Sara Waldron said...

I heard about that. Looks like fun! (P.S. I haven't seen you in a while. Next time I'm down, we need to connect.)

Nutty Hamster Chick said...

I loved it when they did this on the amazing race. You look fierce.

Shelley said...

Ok, I guess I'm in the minority here, but wwwhhhaaattt???

Cherie said...

LOL!! YOU ROCK GIRL!!!! I am all for the fluorescent chalk look - nothing like it and very Eastery!!!

wendy said...

Cover Girl Photo for sure.

and glad your posts are getting "longer" (tee,hee)

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

LOL! How do you still look cute!? You suck!

Awesome pic! Hehehe

Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

UM? More info please? What happened to you!?

Cynthia said...

Ah man! I heard all about this. My nieces went last year and said it took a month to get all the color out of their very blonde hair. Those folks know how to party!

Oh- and tell your Mom congrats on getting the highest score for "Grass Roots" of any of her peers. Totally awesome!

JD said...

hm. i think you've got some good things going here.

Heidi Ashworth said...

See, it is times like these that I really hate that I don't live in the promised land.

Hoggards said...

Awesome! I would LOVE to go to the festival of colors sometime - but I'm afraid I would SO not fit in - I'm old now and almost have 4 kids!

Just SO said...

Ha! My husband and girls went to this and LOVED it! I posted a picture of my husband on FB covered in color and smiling and his brother made a comment that it could be the next Orbits commercial? Dirty mouth? Too funny.

charrette said...

My son and his friends went to that too! They came back looking...well, kind of like you! The next day he was still asking me how to get bits of chalk out of his ears and stuff.

The Crash Test Dummy said...

OMGOSH! You went to that color festival. I should have KNOWN!!!!!