I purchased a car from you about 2.5 years ago. It's a nice car. Well done. However, just cuz I bought one, doesn't mean I want another one. Why do you keep sending me emails about your car sales? What makes you think I need more than one car? What makes you think I can afford more than one car? Do you really have people receiving these emails that actually come in to your store to buy another one? Who are these people? I'd like to meet them and see how they live.
Starting to Get Annoyed Customer
Dear Brad Womack-
I applaud you on ridding yourself of two of the three crazies in your dating pool. In doing so you proved you have at least 5 brain cells as opposed to the standard 2 of most contestants.
Person Who Is Shamed to Admit She Watches the Show
Dear Biggest Loser-
What's the deal with not showing the new trainers' faces? It's getting old.
Person Who is Comfortable Admitting She Watches the Show
Dear Chex Mix-
Why do you put pretzels in your traditional mix. It throws off the whole balance and makes me upset. If I were you, I'd leave them out altogether.
Person Who is Tired of Picking Pretzels Out of Her Bag
Dear Blog Readers-
I'm supposed to dress up like a Viking on Friday night. Anyone have a Viking costume laying around I could borrow? Oddly enough I can't find my helmet with the horns sticking out...