-Shaving without water is never a good idea. No matter how much of a hurry you're in.
-Even though ending sentences with a preposition is grammatically incorrect (and super irritating), it's impossible to avoid all the time.
-What purpose the freeway belt loop serves. Seriously, where is that thing supposed to take me?
-Glaring at your alarm clock doesn't stop the annoying sound.
-Flossing is a necessary evil. I hate flossing. Hate Hate Hate. Double hate.
-How to put up curtains in a house. My windows look naked.
-Just because you don't tell people when you're birthday is, doesn't mean you won't get older. So, you may as well tell them so you can get presents.
On May 3rd I won't be 25 anymore. Just so you know.