Friday, July 8, 2011

I Wish

I wish people knew that you don't have to come to a complete stop at roundabouts.
I wish all Rob Thomas songs would be banned from the radio.
I wish summer would last for 9 months.
I wish Christmas would last for 2 months---without eclipsing Thanksgiving.
I wish this song was more popular than this song.
I wish it weren't illegal to own penguins.
I wish Friday Night Lights, Psych and Chuck would never, ever be canceled.
I wish lettuce tasted like chocolate.

17 comments:

val of the south said...

I just discovered Friday Night Lights a few weeks ago and I've already watched 34 episodes!! Addicted? Yes I am!

rocslinger said...

I wish round-a-bouts would be banned. Other than Euro-envy why have round-a bouts?

Penguins and Duck billed Platapuses (is that the plural of Platapus or is platapi?)

Kristina P. said...

I wish I could own a koala bear.

TisforTonya said...

just for the record - it's platypus... maybe platypuses... and yes, that makes me a nerd.

Now I need to go watch some Psych to gear up for my day... something's gotta get me off my duff right?

wendy said...

I agree.. I wish summer would last 9 months....maybe even 10. Two months of snow and winter is plenty!!!!
I WISH
for you............that all your wishes come true.
and If you could make lettuce taste like chocolate, you could rule the world.

Lady of Perpetual Chaos said...

I wish summer lasted for 9 months too! And that we had central air. I also wish that my jelly belly was a little less jelly. Okay...a lot less jelly. ;o)

Kristen and Alex said...

You are awesome! I totally wish the roundabout thing too. There is nothing more annoying. I agree about summer and that lettuce tasted like chocolate. I HATE lettuce. Haha!

Connie said...

If lettuce tasted like chocolate, would we make cupcakes out of lettuce? Funny, this morning while running, I thought how nice it would be if summer lasted a lot longer. I think 9 months is a good length. Maybe we need to move to Arizona. Nah...too hot!

Camille Hoggard said...

Oh, I need to get another Barb fix soon!!!

Smart Helm said...

Amen.. when the first round about was put in Provo in the space of 2 weeks the same car drove straight across the middle medium 4 times. I wish I was paid to vacation. Its so hard to come back.

Garden of Egan said...

I love your "I wishes"!!!
I'd have salad every night.

Ya, and the roundabout thing. Makes me want to punch people.

HAHAHA!
My verification word:
amenism

Amenism to your post!

Dizzy Lizzie said...

And I wish I could just keep reading funny blogs for a living! beats working for the government!

Becky Dayton said...

I wish you would start blogging again. Wish granted! Yay!

west coast girl said...

ps, Firday Night Lights finally got nominated for emmys today! i heart that show and i am going to be sad to see it go too.

Lana said...

I find it funny that you hate roundabouts so much, yet you have one that is required to be used to get into your home. Silly girl. :)

The Kooky Queen--Rachel said...

Lettuce tasting like chocolate---oh where is a genie when you need one! That is great!

Brittany said...

Barb! I just found your blog from Cami Weight's blog and I love it! You're hilarious! Are you still in AZ? What are you up to?