I'm not even joking. This guy has won me over with his red hair, unintentional nerdiness, and most importantly, his ability to make me laugh non-stop.
The saying, "There's a lid for every pot," is true. And I've found my proverbial lid. Actually, I think I wanna be the lid. I'm not certain being compared to a pot is necessarily a good thing.
Now, if it turns out that this guy is not available, my second choice is Seth Green.
*The stars and capital letters mean you're supposed to click on that word. It takes you to the link that initiated my infatuation.*