Dear Mary-Kate and/or Ashley:
Why go to the trouble of being anorexic if you're just gonna wear ridiculously baggy clothes?
Dear Susan Sarandon:
Just because you're famous doesn't mean you automatically know how the political world should work.
Dear Mark Paul Gosselar:
Will you please, please, PLEASE see that a Saved By The Bell reunion show is filmed? And soon?
Dear Olympic Athletes:
What's with not putting your hand over your heart and singing along to the National Anthem when your country is being honored?
Dear Kid from Boy Meets World:
What ever happened to Jack aka Matt Lawrence? He was totally the hottest guy on your show.
Dear Alicia Silverstone:
Dear Tom Hanks:
I think it's time you and Meg made another chick flick.
Dear North Star:
Word on the street is you're supposed to be bright and easy to find. Um, could you step it up a bit?
Someone Who's Never Actually Written A Real Fan Letter