Dear Mary-Kate and/or Ashley:
Why go to the trouble of being anorexic if you're just gonna wear ridiculously baggy clothes?
Dear Susan Sarandon:
Just because you're famous doesn't mean you automatically know how the political world should work.
Dear Mark Paul Gosselar:
Will you please, please, PLEASE see that a Saved By The Bell reunion show is filmed? And soon?
Dear Olympic Athletes:
What's with not putting your hand over your heart and singing along to the National Anthem when your country is being honored?
Dear Kid from Boy Meets World:
What ever happened to Jack aka Matt Lawrence? He was totally the hottest guy on your show.
Dear Alicia Silverstone:
As If!
Dear Tom Hanks:
I think it's time you and Meg made another chick flick.
Dear North Star:
Word on the street is you're supposed to be bright and easy to find. Um, could you step it up a bit?
Love,
Someone Who's Never Actually Written A Real Fan Letter
9 comments:
Dude, I have TOTALLY written a fan letter, kinda funny huh? I was in 8th grade, now you gotta guess who I wrote it to! Cute post by the way, what brought it on though?
I'm gonna say you wrote it to Jonathan Taylor Thomas. I can totally see that:)
And not a whole lot brought it on. My mind is just weird, I suppose...
This was a very fun, creative post! :) I agree ... Tom and Meg so need to do another chick flick!
Umm...I think you should send letters that honestly just say that one little line. It would be funny! :)
PS... I knew nothing of Settlers back in HS. Does that mean you know about it, but aren't a fan???
I love it..I am glad to see your blog. I skimmed through some of it after you left a note on mine. This is good stuff.
have you seen mark paul gosselar's new hairstyle? ugh! he is on a new show on usa, i think and it is long and nasty. but i agree, definelty needs a reunion show.
The North Star totally is easy to find. (Or maybe that's just if you grow up with an avid amateur astronomer for a dad.) (Which, if you did, also makes it easy for you to be accidentally alliterative.)
(Click here and mouse over the image for good instructions on North-Star-finding.)
Dang Girl...these are hilarious!
fo shizzle
Barb, you crack me up. I think you should look into having a column in a newspaper - you'd do well!
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