Anyhow, all I wanted was brown. Plain, basic brown. But was there any to be found? NO! I saw plenty of basic black, but that was the only "color" I recognized. What colors were there? Taupe; ew. Onyx; what's that? Sparkle khaki; on my eyes?! Espresso; I think that's against my religion. Minx; um...I don't want fur, I want eye-liner! Bother.
Are you hearing me, make-up companies of the world? Of course you are, cuz you have nothing better to do than read my blog. So hear this; I want BROWN! Maybe I'm born with it, maybe it's BROWN. Because I'm worth it (and the "it" is BROWN). Easy, Breezy, Beautiful, BROWN! Are we getting the point?
And while I'm in the mood to yell at companies cuz they're lame; Target. You REALLY need to keep people from using make-up before they buy it. Nobody wants to buy lipstick that has blue lint on it and is completely misshapen. Ew.