...Rascal Flatts will be disbanded and their lead singer stripped of his vocal chords. Seriously, have you ever heard anything so whiney?
...I will get to meet Rob Dyrdek. He looks like he'd be fun to hang out with.
...I will have a great, big room with mattresses strategically placed around to jump on. (I got that idea from Rob Dyrdek.)
...I will eat flank steak every day!
...I'll have one of those cool swimming pools that is half inside and half outside.
...words people use to replace other words they can't remember will be banned from all vocabulary. Seriously, I hate those words so bad I refuse to even write them down here, but you know the ones. You use them when you can't remember someone's name...DON'T SAY IT! I really, really hate those words.
And yes, I do mean when I'm King. All Queens are good for is beheading and postage stamps. No thank you.