Anyway, I was at a Chinese restaurant recently with some friends, and this particular one didn't give you just one cookie at the end of the meal. Oh no. They had a basket out of which you took your own. And if you were me you took about five. Here are some of my non-fortunes:
-Others see you as a wise person. Really? I probly ought to find these people and set them straight.
-You have a charming way with words. Yes. Me talk pretty.
-Among the lucky, you are the chosen one. . . . . Is it just me, or does that seem like it's saying I'm unlucky?
-You are guided by silent love and friendship around you. Yeah---and I'm way past ready for the silent love to start speaking up. Seriously.
And finally, my one and only fortune which I am still unpatiently (and yes, I do mean unpatiently. I have a charming way with words and I take this to mean I can invent new ones as well) waiting to be fulfilled:
-You will inherit a large sum of money. It might be asking too much, but I would appreciate if I had some sort of time frame for this one.