We need to talk. I really don't know how to say this...but I think it's time that you and I separate. Don't look so shocked. You had to have known this was coming.
Listen, I think you're really great. And you're gonna make some lucky girl really, REALLY happy. I'm just not that girl.
Really, we just need a clean break. You have until tomorrow evening to get your stuff out of my house...and then it's over. And I know we talked about spending the Christmas Season together, but I don't think that's a good idea. If you feel the need to stop by for a little bit on Christmas Day, that's okay---but then you have to leave again.
Please don't make this harder than it has to be.
-Barbaloot
P.S. It's not me. It's you.
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Let them know they always have a warm bed and a glass of milk waiting at my place. Thanks.
It's going to be tough...sometimes I think I'm strong enough to let go, then they call, and I melt like butter. It's no good.
I'm so sorry to hear about this heartbreaking turn of events in your life!
Tragic, really.
You'll be a better woman for it! You don't need them. They were bringing you down.
And like you say, I'm sure they'll find someone new. I believe there's a rather long queue waiting for a chance with them anyway!
(And it's so good of you to let them come for Christmas. I hope you're doing it for them and not for you, or you may find yourself overcome by their charms and unable to banish them again.)
have you found a new love yet? might I suggest caramel and hot fudge?
happy turkey day.
Oh, Barb! Welcome to the Choco-Free Club! It's exhilirating, renewing, refreshing....and COMPLETELY INSANE!!! I have no idea how I'm going to get through these next 34 DAYS!!!
Oh, wait...I see a pecan pie...
Wow Barb! I thought the two of you were forever going to be together. I don't know what to say to make this easier for you...I guess you know you can always turn to me for a shoulder to cry on (although I won't be able to relate to you at all!) Good luck!
This is Em's Adam. SO FUNNY!!!! I miss our late night chocolate requests from Macy's. I guess Chocolate Day is over...since the break-up.
So, how long do you plan on this break-up lasting? Is it an 'until Christmas' deal, or are you trying to ban them FOREVER?
HaHaHa! You are hilarious! David is laughing too. :)
(Oh my gosh, I love it!)
You brave, brave soul. Letting someone go like that isn't easy to do. Never underestimate the sneakiness of Peanut Butter and Chocolate. My advise, from personal experience.
I feel your pain. My youngest is allergic to peanut butter and I've had to all but give up the peanut butter and chocolate treats.
*gasp* how could you?? Right before the holidays?? Don't worry Peanut Butter and Chocolate... I have room at my place for you.
You're much better at break ups than I am!
They can move right on over to my house. I have a permanent shelf that I think they would be really happy on!
;)
((You are really rather humorous. I am going to enjoy reading your blog.))
Any reasons for the break up?
Then you probably shouldn't read my post on Wednesday cuz I'm posting my favorite recipe of Goodness!!
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