We need to talk. I really don't know how to say this...but I think it's time that you and I separate. Don't look so shocked. You had to have known this was coming.
Listen, I think you're really great. And you're gonna make some lucky girl really, REALLY happy. I'm just not that girl.
Really, we just need a clean break. You have until tomorrow evening to get your stuff out of my house...and then it's over. And I know we talked about spending the Christmas Season together, but I don't think that's a good idea. If you feel the need to stop by for a little bit on Christmas Day, that's okay---but then you have to leave again.
Please don't make this harder than it has to be.
P.S. It's not me. It's you.