-Well-we're not sending you to the grocery store.
What time is it?
Ten to what?
-Ten to your own business.
Those are jokes that my Grandpa used to tell. Today would have been his 100th birthday! By the time I had any reliable sort of memory, Grandpa was pretty old, but I still remember him as being one of the most loving people, while simultaneously teasing everyone in sight.
Also, on a completely unrelated note, I watched my very first Star Wars movie this past weekend. Please don't ask how I made it to age 23 without ever having seen these-just accept it. Fact is, I always said that I was never really avoiding the movies, but for some reason or another they didn't manage to make it on my list of things to watch. Well, in the first minute of the movie I realized that I had, in fact, been avoiding these movies, albeit subconciously. Bother. As it turns out, it wasn't bad (episode IV)...I even kinda liked it, although I was completely unprepared for Obiwan to die so soon; I thought he'd at least wound Darth or something. Lame. Also, if you haven't seen the movie and I just ruined it for you, I'm sorry. But apparently there are 3 prequels you can go watch that he'll be in.
Anyway, the point of all this is to let everyone know that Mark Hamill (Luke Skywalker) and Zac Efron are twins. Seriously-I could not stop thinking this for the whole movie. When Luke was trying to blow up the Starship (or whatever it was) I kept expecting him to break out singing "Bet on Me! Bet on Me!"