...Hang out with your 14 year-old nephew that has no business being taller than you? (Same with the 13 and 11 year old nieces, and 12 year old nephew.)
...Have a monster slip-n-slide for the little kids?
...Or the big kids?
..Or the gorilla?
...Have two year olds struggle with swimsuit modesty?
...Or one year olds struggle with swimsuits in general?
...Have so many photographers that it'll take 8 years to make it through ALL the pictures taken during the week?
...Participate in strategic planning sessions for the Gold Medal (aka Snickers) in Family Olympics?
...Get confused and embarrassed after you hold hands with the wrong dad? (Understandable when there are 11 to choose from.)
...Stay up till 2:00 or 3:00 a.m. every night playing volleyball and soccer?
...Attempt to fit 27 adults and 42 kids into a cabin with 40 person capacity?
No? That's just my family?
Good to know.